Kelsey
GIRL
I AM SICK
PITY ME
Flanna
WHY ARE YOU SICK
I DO NOT LIKE THAT.
Kelsey
CUZ I AM
I'M NOT SURE HOW
OR WHY
I SUSPECT PAKISTANIS.
Flanna
OR DIABETUS
Kelsey
NOW LET'S NOT BE SILLY
WE ALL KNOW IT WAS THE PAKISTANIS.
Flanna
DAMN, I THOUGHT IT WAS LUPUS.
Kelsey
NO. DEFINITELY PAKISTANIS.
I AM SURE OF IT
Flanna
DID YOU TAKE A TEST TO PROVE SAID THEORY?
Kelsey
I PREFORMED SEVERAL TRIALS, WITH SEVERAL VARIABLES.
ALL OF THEM LEAD TO THE SAME CONCLUSION.
PAKISTANIS.
Flanna
I DON'T THINK PAKISTANI IS A DISEASE.
I THINK YOU'RE LYING
Kelsey
I DON'T THINK PAKISTANI IS A DISEASE EITHER.
I BELIEVE THEY ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE MADE ME SICK
AS REVENGE FOR MY INFLAMMATORY TWITTER COMMENTS.
Flanna
DEAR LORD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
Kelsey
OR POSSIBLY FOR MY HELP WITH A SECRET CIA PLAN TO ASSASSINATE A PROMINENT TALIBAN LEADER.
OR PERHAPS FOR MY INVOLUNTARY SPREADING OF HEPATITIS C TO THE LOCAL FARM MAIDENS.
Flanna
SEE, YOU LIE. YOU ARE NO CIA AGENT, WOMAN.
THAT I BELIEVE
Kelsey
IT'S HARD TO SAY WHICH
Flanna
THE LATTER
Kelsey
NEVERTHELESS, I AM SICK
Flanna
THAT IS JUST CRUEL
Kelsey
YOU SAY YOU
...
SO SAY YOU
THAT IS HOW SICK I AM
Flanna
DEAR GOD, GO SLEEP, WOMAN.
Kelsey
NOOOO
I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ALL DAY
Flanna
BUT YOU ARE SICK.
Kelsey
WHAT POINT ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO MAKE, FRIEND?
Flanna
REST = BETTER.
NO REST = SICK
Kelsey
I AM BETTER THAN PREVIOUSLY.
Flanna
BUT STILL SICK
Kelsey
YES
BUT I AM TIRED OF SLEEPING
HA
I MADE A FUNNY
Flanna
HA.
SO YOU DID
Kelsey
INDEED.
THE MAKING OF PUNS IS AN UNDERRATED ART FORM.
Flanna
BUT YET SO FANTASTIC.
YOU KNOW WHAT TICKLES MY FANCY? JASPERxJACOB TWILIGHT FICS.
Kelsey
WHY DO YOU READ THAT FAGTRASH.
Flanna
OR ANY GUY ON GUY TWILIGHT FICS BECAUSE IT PISSES OFF THE NORMAL FANBASE SO MUCH
AND MAKES ME GIGGLE.
Kelsey
YOU ARE A PATHETIC LITTLE MAN
WITHOUT THE MANBITS.
Flanna
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, IT'S BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL BOOK.
Kelsey
YES, BUT THAT MEANS NOTHING
Flanna
IT MEANS EVERYTHING.
Kelsey
THE BABBLING NOISES BABIES MAKE BEFORE POOPING IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT
AS IS THE POOP THEY PRODUCE.
Flanna
THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT.
Kelsey
YOU SHOULD BE SAVING THIS CONVERSATION.
IT IS COMEDY GOLD
Flanna
EVEN IF IT IS TRUE.
YOU SHOULD, AS WELL.
AND IT IS ALREADY DONE.
Kelsey
GOOD.
OUR STRANGE THOUGHTS WILL BE PRESERVED FOR ALL ETERNITY.
OR UNTIL BOTH OF OUR COMPUTERS CRASH.
DUE TO ALIEN INVASION.
Flanna
THOSE DAMN ALIENS.
MESSING OUR LIVES UP.
Kelsey
SERIOUSLY
WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM?
Flanna
THEY'RE JEALOUS OF THE PEOPLE LIKE US.
Kelsey
VERY MUCH SO
LIKE THEY ARE SO SUPERIOR?
THEY SPEAK CHINESE FOR FUCKS SAKE
OF ALL THE EARTHLY LANGUAGES TO LEARN, THEY CHOOSE CHINESE.
IT'S NOT EVEN MANDARIN.
IT'S THAT OTHER CHINESE
Flanna
WELL, CHINA WILL QUITE POSSIBLY RULE THE WORLD. THEY WERE THINKING AHEAD.
Kelsey
YOU KNOW, THE ONE THEY SPEAK IN SMALL VILLAGES?
THAT LANGUAGE?
THEY SPEAK THAT ONE
LAME.
Flanna
WELL, IF THEY LEARNED MANDARIN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER
NO ONE KNOWS CANTONESE
Kelsey
EXACTLY.
NOW NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE SAYING
EXCEPT TED FROM ACCOUNTING
HE TOOK A CLASS OR SOMETHING
NERD.
Flanna
GOD, FUCKING TED.
THINKS HE'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN US.
Kelsey
I KNOW!
WHAT A DOUCHE
HE DIDN'T EVEN THANK ME FOR HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT LAST YEAR
Flanna
GOD, WE SHOULDN'T GO THIS YEAR IF HE'S JUST GONNA ACT LIKE THAT.
Kelsey
I AGREE
Flanna
We'll boycott!
Kelsey
NO MORE KOMOTO DRAGONS FOR THAT ASSHOLE.
I'LL TELL MY TRAPPER KENABI TO STOP CATCHING THOSE BASTARDS.
Flanna
GOD, YOU GOT HIM THAT? AND HE DIDN'T THANK YOU?
Kelsey
I MEAN SURE, HE'S ASKED ME TO LET HIM STOP BEFORE
Flanna
WHATADOUCHE.
Kelsey
WITH ALL THE TALK ABOUT "OH I HAVE NO MORE FINGERS ON MY RIGHT HAND"
AND SHIT
BUT A LITTLE HARD WORK NEVER HURT ANYONE.
Flanna
HOW SELFISH CAN YOUR TRAPPER BE, GOD? YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GIVE HIM A GOOD WORK ETHIC.
Kelsey
EXACTLY
PEOPLE ARE SO UNGRATEFUL
Flanna
THEY ARE.
Kelsey
WELL NOW HE CAN GO BACK TO HIS FAMILY
AND TED CAN SUCK HIS DICK.




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I totally drew up some birthday art for you like, two weeks ago at least, and have yet to even move it from my room to the computer room where the printer/scanner is located. This is because college has been keeping me busy as hell despite only ever having class from 9-1. I DO NOT KNOW WHERETHEEFF THE REST OF MY DAY IS GOING AFTER I ACTUALLY DO MY HOMEWORK, BUT YOU HAVE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT LIBERTY TO ANTAGONIZE ME UNTIL I FINALLY DO SCAN/SUBMIT THE FREAKING PICTURE. Which will probably be this weekend if I can keep myself straight until it's over with. Ugh.
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first the earth was flat
but it fattened up, when we didn't fall off
oh the gods lost 2-1
And here's the pikmin one.
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The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.
This is what I was talking about earlier, with HAL9000
There's something incredibly depressing about it, but I just thought you'd find it interesting. That ear worm has a way of making me want to incorporate it into a story somehow, haha.
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The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.
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| I'MMA FIRIN MA LAZOR BAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
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"Qui plus sait, plus se tait. French, you know. The more a man knows, the less he talks."
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
Hugs are A Good Thing
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"Qui plus sait, plus se tait. French, you know. The more a man knows, the less he talks."
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It's a little ridiculous...
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"Qui plus sait, plus se tait. French, you know. The more a man knows, the less he talks."
you need to read this. it is made of awesome and win.
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It's a little ridiculous...
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"Qui plus sait, plus se tait. French, you know. The more a man knows, the less he talks."
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