and I are so win.
Kelsey

GIRL
I AM SICK
PITY ME

Flanna

WHY ARE YOU SICK
I DO NOT LIKE THAT.

Kelsey

CUZ I AM
I'M NOT SURE HOW
OR WHY


I SUSPECT PAKISTANIS.

Flanna

OR DIABETUS

Kelsey

NOW LET'S NOT BE SILLY
WE ALL KNOW IT WAS THE PAKISTANIS.

Flanna

DAMN, I THOUGHT IT WAS LUPUS.

Kelsey

NO. DEFINITELY PAKISTANIS.
I AM SURE OF IT

Flanna

DID YOU TAKE A TEST TO PROVE SAID THEORY?

Kelsey

I PREFORMED SEVERAL TRIALS, WITH SEVERAL VARIABLES.
ALL OF THEM LEAD TO THE SAME CONCLUSION.

PAKISTANIS.

Flanna

I DON'T THINK PAKISTANI IS A DISEASE.
I THINK YOU'RE LYING

Kelsey

I DON'T THINK PAKISTANI IS A DISEASE EITHER.
I BELIEVE THEY ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE MADE ME SICK

AS REVENGE FOR MY INFLAMMATORY TWITTER COMMENTS.

Flanna

DEAR LORD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

Kelsey

OR POSSIBLY FOR MY HELP WITH A SECRET CIA PLAN TO ASSASSINATE A PROMINENT TALIBAN LEADER.

OR PERHAPS FOR MY INVOLUNTARY SPREADING OF HEPATITIS C TO THE LOCAL FARM MAIDENS.

Flanna

SEE, YOU LIE. YOU ARE NO CIA AGENT, WOMAN.
THAT I BELIEVE

Kelsey

IT'S HARD TO SAY WHICH

Flanna

THE LATTER

Kelsey

NEVERTHELESS, I AM SICK

Flanna

THAT IS JUST CRUEL

Kelsey

YOU SAY YOU
...
SO SAY YOU

THAT IS HOW SICK I AM

Flanna

DEAR GOD, GO SLEEP, WOMAN.

Kelsey

NOOOO
I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ALL DAY

Flanna

BUT YOU ARE SICK.

Kelsey

WHAT POINT ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO MAKE, FRIEND?

Flanna

REST = BETTER.
NO REST = SICK

Kelsey

I AM BETTER THAN PREVIOUSLY.

Flanna

BUT STILL SICK

Kelsey

YES
BUT I AM TIRED OF SLEEPING

HA

I MADE A FUNNY

Flanna

HA.
SO YOU DID

Kelsey

INDEED.
THE MAKING OF PUNS IS AN UNDERRATED ART FORM.

Flanna

BUT YET SO FANTASTIC.
YOU KNOW WHAT TICKLES MY FANCY? JASPERxJACOB TWILIGHT FICS.

Kelsey

WHY DO YOU READ THAT FAGTRASH.

Flanna

OR ANY GUY ON GUY TWILIGHT FICS BECAUSE IT PISSES OFF THE NORMAL FANBASE SO MUCH
AND MAKES ME GIGGLE.

Kelsey

YOU ARE A PATHETIC LITTLE MAN
WITHOUT THE MANBITS.

Flanna

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, IT'S BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL BOOK.

Kelsey

YES, BUT THAT MEANS NOTHING

Flanna

IT MEANS EVERYTHING.

Kelsey

THE BABBLING NOISES BABIES MAKE BEFORE POOPING IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT


AS IS THE POOP THEY PRODUCE.

Flanna

THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT.

Kelsey

YOU SHOULD BE SAVING THIS CONVERSATION.
IT IS COMEDY GOLD

Flanna

EVEN IF IT IS TRUE.
YOU SHOULD, AS WELL.
AND IT IS ALREADY DONE.

Kelsey

GOOD.
OUR STRANGE THOUGHTS WILL BE PRESERVED FOR ALL ETERNITY.
OR UNTIL BOTH OF OUR COMPUTERS CRASH.

DUE TO ALIEN INVASION.

Flanna

THOSE DAMN ALIENS.
MESSING OUR LIVES UP.

Kelsey

SERIOUSLY
WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM?

Flanna

THEY'RE JEALOUS OF THE PEOPLE LIKE US.

Kelsey

VERY MUCH SO
LIKE THEY ARE SO SUPERIOR?
THEY SPEAK CHINESE FOR FUCKS SAKE
OF ALL THE EARTHLY LANGUAGES TO LEARN, THEY CHOOSE CHINESE.

IT'S NOT EVEN MANDARIN.
IT'S THAT OTHER CHINESE

Flanna

WELL, CHINA WILL QUITE POSSIBLY RULE THE WORLD. THEY WERE THINKING AHEAD.

Kelsey

YOU KNOW, THE ONE THEY SPEAK IN SMALL VILLAGES?
THAT LANGUAGE?
THEY SPEAK THAT ONE

LAME.

Flanna

WELL, IF THEY LEARNED MANDARIN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER
NO ONE KNOWS CANTONESE

Kelsey

EXACTLY.
NOW NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE SAYING

EXCEPT TED FROM ACCOUNTING

HE TOOK A CLASS OR SOMETHING

NERD.

Flanna

GOD, FUCKING TED.
THINKS HE'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN US.

Kelsey

I KNOW!
WHAT A DOUCHE

HE DIDN'T EVEN THANK ME FOR HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT LAST YEAR

Flanna

GOD, WE SHOULDN'T GO THIS YEAR IF HE'S JUST GONNA ACT LIKE THAT.

Kelsey

I AGREE

Flanna

We'll boycott!

Kelsey

NO MORE KOMOTO DRAGONS FOR THAT ASSHOLE.

I'LL TELL MY TRAPPER KENABI TO STOP CATCHING THOSE BASTARDS.

Flanna

GOD, YOU GOT HIM THAT? AND HE DIDN'T THANK YOU?

Kelsey

I MEAN SURE, HE'S ASKED ME TO LET HIM STOP BEFORE

Flanna

WHATADOUCHE.

Kelsey

WITH ALL THE TALK ABOUT "OH I HAVE NO MORE FINGERS ON MY RIGHT HAND"
AND SHIT
BUT A LITTLE HARD WORK NEVER HURT ANYONE.

Flanna

HOW SELFISH CAN YOUR TRAPPER BE, GOD? YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GIVE HIM A GOOD WORK ETHIC.

Kelsey

EXACTLY
PEOPLE ARE SO UNGRATEFUL

Flanna

THEY ARE.

Kelsey

WELL NOW HE CAN GO BACK TO HIS FAMILY


AND TED CAN SUCK HIS DICK.


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